Explanation

It's clever, but not polite! I don't usually say that word.

I can't think about "rat" without "patootie" (remember that line in Ratatouille?) so there you go.

"Do I Look Like I Give A Rat's Patootie?"

Of course Dilligara was taken, but I only checked out of curiosity. I really didn't want it.

This is cuter!