Symmetric mileage

I happened to look at the odometer when it was almost 242424.2, and I watched it carefully, but it passed that excellent number while I was going around a curve on an offramp, and I simply couldn't, though I wilted with disappointment. 

Generic custom license plate!

I love this.  They went to the trouble and expense of getting a personalized plate only to sarcastically non-personalize...

Here's the shoes I'd wear

Oh yeah.  If I was going to wear ridiculous showy shoes that would make me tower over everybody else, it would be these!